HOW I BREED WITH MY FISH
by anonymous "Fish Fancier."

Early results were disappointing…..

.....but careful selective breeding has produced these fine specimens.

IMPORTANT NOTICE: The practices described and illustrated in the article below, although highly effective, are not considered a valid part of the modern aquarium hobby. This material is only placed here as a cheap and blatant attempt to satisfy the prurient curiosity of certain non-aquarists and thus increase this site’s hit count. Some serious aquarists may be offended.

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1. MY SPAWNING TECHNIQUE:

I love watching the mating rituals of my fish. One hot and sultry evening I decided I might do more than simply observe them - perhaps I could join them!

I made sure that nobody was around, locked the fish room door, and took off all my

 

 

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Just a joke folks!
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