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Yet Another Top 10 Signs That
Someone Is An Aquarium Hobbyist

by Lisa Englander, of Brooklyn, Ohio
From The Wet Thumb, Cleveland Aquarium Society, Jan/Feb 2004
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10. You notice the algae in the tank… but not the dust in the living room.

9. Your husband states, “Either the fish go, or I go!” You miss him terribly.

8. Your local fish store has provided you with your own parking space.

7. It is not unusual for you to be forcibly removed from the fish store ½ hour after closing.

6. Quality time with your children consists of getting their help with water changes.

5. You failed Spanish class, yet you know all the fish's Latin names.

4. Your screen saver is yet another aquarium.

3. You remove the harmful chemicals from the tap water for your fish… but it’s ok for the kids to drink.

2. You know what aquarium water tastes like.

1. You are still in denial about the water bill.