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Author: 'Cybe R.Wizard'
Title: Garden Pond Fever
Summary: A series of connected limericks about the author's wife's pond
hobby
Contact for editing purposes:
email: cybe@suziepaints.com
Date first published: 2001
Publication: Usenet Group: alt.jokes.limericks
Reprinted from Aquarticles:
2003: Used on website of the Koi and Water Garden Club of West Texas
February 2003: Something Fishy, Great Salt Lake Aquarium Society
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Garden Pond Fever
by 'Cybe R. Wizard'
First published on the Usenet Group: alt.jokes.limericks
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First I got garden pond fever.
Now my poor wife's a believer.
She's out in the pond
just trimming a frond.
I think I'll go try to retrieve her.
She said, "No, the water's too warm.
I must keep my fishies from harm."
So in goes the ice.
(A pick-up full... twice!)
Ya think I have cause for alarm?
Just want her to come back to bed.
She's cleaning the filter instead.
I swear that she drools
when thinking of schools
of fish spawning out by the shed.
Soon with this pond stuff she'll smother
Her husband, two daughters, her mother.
She drives us crazy
With, "Pond is too hazy."
(I think I'll go dig us another.)
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